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Задорные мацуханы с тумбы

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But wishing never helps, wishing never helps, wishing never solved a thing.
Iwaizumi: [hands the phone to Hanamaki] It's your boyfriend, Matsukawa.
Hanamaki: Mattsun is NOT my boyfriend.
Hanamaki: [on the phone] Hey babe.

Hanamaki: Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation

Iwaizumi: I told you to look after Hanamaki.
Matsukawa: He'll be fine. He's the eldest.
Iwaizumi: That doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing.

Hanamaki: [texting in group chat]
Hanamaki: i mightn bwe drunk
Hanamaki: aksjsosbxonxicubdni skxhoalxnalbcia xlxkshpzmakcjcisennckx
Matsukawa: ayyy macarena
Iwaizumi: Okay, let's stop using the term "butthurt". We're not twelve anymore.
Oikawa: You sound fannytroubled.
Matsukawa: A little bootybothered if you asked me.
Hanamaki: Someone's having a tushytantrum.

Hanamaki: C'mon I wasn't that drunk.
Oikawa: You were flirting with Mattsun.
Hanamaki: And? He's my boyfriend so what?
Oikawa: You asked if he was single.
Hanamaki: So?
Oikawa: He said yes.

Hanamaki: Let me get this straight.
Hanamaki: *grabs Matsukawa*
Matsukawa: Try again.




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